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Robert Ressl. Offensive Security leader running a global practice across 11 countries. Before red-teaming Fortune 500s, I spent 15+ years as a Linux architect for UBS, Swisscom, and the United Nations. DORA contributor. FINMA & TLPT cleared. AS214476 operator.
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▝▘ ▔Security firewall for AI agents speaking MCP. 12-stage pipeline, policy engine, Ed25519-signed audit trail. DORA / FINMA / SOC2 compliance reports out of the box.
$ pip install mcp-firewallSecurity scanner for MCP servers. 10 vulnerability checks, pre-deployment scanning for supply chain & prompt injection vectors.
$ pip install mcpwnHTB / CTF writeups. Green-on-black, 2px borders, the whole brutalist hacker aesthetic. Built in Go + Fiber + HTMX.
Learn to read clocks. 7 game modes, 8 themes, Game Center.
Learn the alphabet. 8 game modes — writing, matching, syllables.
Blur faces & license plates in photos. 100% offline, on-device.
Turn your selfie into a Minecraft character. 3D preview, 7 outfits.
Contributed to the EU DORA regulation draft (AmChamEU Working Group, Brussels). Conduct FINMA-regulated penetration tests and Threat-Led Penetration Testing engagements for Swiss financial institutions.
Awarded for building a global offensive security practice from zero to 11 countries. Plus: contributions to EU DORA, publications (Computerworld CH), ISSA & ISSS memberships, and training 35+ engineers at Swisscom.
Hire me before your competitor does. I’m entertaining FTE offers and selective consulting engagements — Switzerland, EU, remote. Top-tier compensation expected; let’s skip the small talk.